Pinnacles of denial----from hoodwinked spouses---reported to AA intergroup office:
"One irate woman called the other day and said, 'How long does it take to join your club anyway? My husband has been trying to get in for months, and he keeps telling me you're full--- his name is STILL on the waiting list!' "
"A long-suffering (too long) husband phoned and said, 'Is there any way you can cut your dues? My wife tells me she's been having a hard time saving enough money to join!' "
(Both spouses were set straight)