This Matter of Fear!

The Devil walks into a crowded bar. Within seconds the bar emptied with people running out screaming all over the place, all except for one old timer sat at the bar sipping an orange juice.  The Devil wanders across to the old timer and says "Do you know how I am?"   The old timer took another sip of his orange juice and answered "Yep"  The Devil stared at the old timer and asked "Well aren't you afraid of me?"   The old timer looked the Devil up and down for a minute and shrugs "I married your sister 40 years ago, why the hell should I be scared of you?"
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