I'd like to do the Chair, but not today thanks!

A long time AA member named Joe R has lived to a very old age and one morning God appears to him, as Joe lies in bed. 

Joe: What have you come for God?

God: Well Joe, I've come with some good news and some bad new, what do you want first?

Joe (being an optimist): I like to start the morning with good news

God: I have come to tell you that we have AA meetings in heaven

Joe: Alright - that's great! So what's the bad news? 

God: You're chairing tonights meeting.... 
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